Ed.

Ed. (born Eric Doughtry in Jacksonville, Florida on May 15th, 1981) is a session musician and the CEO of Ballsack Records.

Early Life
Throughout his childhood, Ed was always a huge fan of the underground metal scene. He played bass and sang for the underground grindcore band Sewer Nuke, which he started when he was 16. The band played for three years at clubs in Georgia and Florida. They failed to attract any attention from labels and disbanded in 1999.

Ballsack Records
In 2000, Ed. dug up some dinosaur bones in his backyard, sold them to the Field Museum in Chicago, and got $69,000,000. Ed used the money to finance Ballsack Records, a huge-ass record company, and made himself CEO. He is now one of the world's richest people.

Musical Career After 2000
Ed is also a talented guitarist, keyboardist and singer. He has lent his musical talents to many of the bands on the Ballsack label. He has always been friends with Vomit Bag, and did some guitars, vocals, and keys with him on his TsT S4K project. However, a feud has developed since Vomit discovered the true intentions of Ballscak Records to milk the music industry.